By Brookshire McDonald
From the CO-VID we want
To stay away.
So we’ll schedule a tele-visit
When you call today.
Listen carefully as our menu
Is not the same.
You may wait until the end
To leave birthdate and name.
Press “1” if pregnant
You might be.
Hit “2” if it’s a rash
You do see.
“3” is or an itch
That bothers you.
Punch “4” if——
Well you don’t have a clue.
The next visit we have
Is three months from now;
So we hope you’ll feel better
Somehow!
You’ll go to a place
Where you can spread out.
Isn’t this what the visit
Is all about?
The dining room table
Is a great place.
You can lie there
And not even show your face!
We’ll take a quick peak
As we glance “down there”;
And as directed by HIPPA
We will not share.
A call will be made
To the pharmacy you pick,
And we hope the medicine
Makes you no longer sick.
If your insurance has changed
Inform us when you call.
Charges for in-person and tele-visit
Are no different at all.
We appreciate your responding to the survey
Coming up next-
Then sending our number to all your friends
By text!
